Buffy Limericks
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There was a young man from Sunnydale,
Who was thought to be healthy and hale,
But when he started to bite,
We quickly took flight,
And made plans for a thing called ‘impale’.
There was a young vampire called Just,
Whose scientific mind turned to rust.
He experimented with iron,
Two sticks and a lion,
But slipped in his crypt, fell on the test, and was dust.
A handsome demon of old Sunnydale,
Clem sets every young girl’s heart a-quail,
He grins and he chuckles,
At their bras and their buckles,
But he always shacks up with a male.