Title: Down In The Mouth
Author: Am-Chau Yarkona
E-mail: amchau@popullus.net
Fandom: Minder
Pairing: Terry/Arthur
Rating: R (implied sex)
Summary: Dave always has a listening ear.
Thanks to serasempre for the beta.


You look down in the mouth, Terry.

Down at the mouth? Yeah, I suppose I am a bit.

Arthur in trouble again?

You must be joking. Arthur ain't in trouble. Arthur is trouble.

True enough. What is it this time?

Long story.

Business is slow tonight.

Well—just between you and me and the pint glass, Dave—he… nah. I don't know where to start.

At the beginning?

Okay, then. In the slam, right, it's lonely. And—not everybody, but most blokes, end up taking what they can by way of comfort.

In the absence of ladies?

Yeah, that. You know. I'm telling this the wrong way round—what I'm trying to say is, when Arthur made the first move, I didn't back away as quick as I should've.

I didn't know he swung that way.

I don't think he does, really. I don't 'swing that way', as you put it—it's just… something.

How's he square it with being married?

Good question. Wish I knew.

Never mind. You… let him?

I think I was sort of getting used it: used to having him there, used to him complaining about her indoors. Though when she ever wanted him, between her feet and her head, I don't know. Arthur ain't the most agreeable man on earth, you know that.

He has some good points, surely.

One or two, maybe. And I think I sound like somebody's old lady to even think this, but he never stayed all night, never talked about it, never gave me what I wanted unless it suited him too. When it was him wanted it, though, that was a different matter—then it's "Terry, you wouldn't deny an old man his pleasures, would you?" Often enough, it seems like I wouldn't.

So what's the problem?

The problem? No chance of letting it go both ways, is there? "Not now, Terrance," he says. "I'm not a bloody queer, you know." "Just leave it out, Terry." I was starting to enjoy it, and he changes his mind. In a nutshell, Dave: he dumped me. Seems to me like that's reason enough to be miserable.

It is indeed, Terry. You want a refill?

Thanks, Dave. Here's to drowning your sorrows.

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