Title: You Don't Find Love
Author: Am-Chau Yarkona
Rating: G
Disclaimer: These characters are not mine.
Summary: Two challenges, one drabble: "things you don't find in Korea"
and "that doesn't go there, [name of character]".
You don't find love in Korea. It's a rule of mine—I have to have it, or I'd never be able to go home, back to my Peggy and my Erin.
That's never stopped me finding other things, of course. Friendship, for example. A gentle humour in practical jokes.
"That doesn't go there, Radar," Potter chides.
"I never put it there, sir!"
"Then who did?"
I see the shrug in my mind's eye as I listen for the typical bemused tone. "I don't know, Colonel. Who'd want to file the catering requisition forms next to the ones for toilet paper?"